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THE LAST WORD? REVIEW OF THE 2010 WORLD CUP

Posted on 12 July 2010

SO there we have it. The World Cup is now officially over – even if it did effectively draw to a close for the vast majority of the JCL England fans a good two weeks ago. It’s hard to comprehend the disappointment experienced over the last month [...] Continue Reading

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FEARS RAISED AS WORLD CUP FINAL IN SERIOUS DOUBT

Posted on 08 July 2010

JOHANNESBURG, 8 July 2010: Utter arse and everything that is wrong with modern football, Kia Joorabchian, has been accused by FIFA of putting this Sunday’s World Cup final in jeopardy. FIFA delegates are now in crisis talks with Mr Joorabchian, after threats were received [...] Continue Reading

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FANS NEED WAR TO DECIDE TEAM TO SUPPORT, SAYS TORY GIT

Posted on 08 July 2010

LONDON, 8 July 2010: Disco Dave Cameron, Princep of all that was once pink on a map of the world, confirmed this morning that England would be fighting its first European war in over two centuries. The quivering Fop declared that his coalition government was due to meet today to decide whether [...] Continue Reading

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CLUELESS WOMAN FAVOURITE FOR OFFICE SWEEPSTAKE

Posted on 07 July 2010

JOHANNESBURG, 7 July 2010: A clueless woman looks set to spoil all of our colleague’s fun, by winning the office World Cup Sweepstake on Sunday. Gabby Logan, a receptionist for the little known BBC Sport media organisation, who claim to have a passing interest in this year’s World Cup, drew Holland during her lunch hour [...] Continue Reading

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