PREMIER League chief executive Richard Scudamore has reacted angrily to suggestions that he was the mysterious Witness E in the Max Mosley nothing-to-do-with-Nazi’s sex orgy trial.

F1 boss Mr Mosley was accused earlier this year of participating in a Nazi sex orgy with five prostitutes by the ever-reliable News of the World. He denied there had been any Nazi theme and has successfully sued the newspaper for an invasion of privacy.

Mosley demanded sympathy last night for the press intrusion that forced him to admit to his unsuspecting family that he was a serial adulterer and a massive sexual deviant. He refused to say what he was going to do with the £60,000 he was rewarded for having sex with the prostitutes, although the fact he now has a well-documented predilection for hired skirt is probably a big fucking clue.

However, the key witness, Witness E, refused to give evidence in court after defence lawyers claimed the witness was not fit to appear in the dock. This has led to widespread speculation over the identity of Witness E, with Premier League chief Richard Scudamore touted as a possible candidate.

Scudamore hit back claiming that people have been out to destroy his credibility ever since he tabled the idea of a 39th Premier League game in Timbuktu. “I categorically deny ever having sexual relations with Max Mosley or filming anything on behalf of the News of the World. This is clearly Sepp Blatter trying to stir up shit again.”

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