<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	>

<channel>
	<title></title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.loadofballs.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.loadofballs.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1</generator>
	<language>en</language>
			<item>
		<title>Liverpool fans banned from singing ‘You’ll never walk alone’</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/liverpool-fans-banned-from-singing-%e2%80%98you%e2%80%99ll-never-walk-alone%e2%80%99/100/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/liverpool-fans-banned-from-singing-%e2%80%98you%e2%80%99ll-never-walk-alone%e2%80%99/100/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Corporate wankers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Liverpool]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Portsmouth]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Total nonsence]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
LIVERPOOL fans have been banned from singing their famous anthem ‘You’ll never walk alone’ after a series of complaints from corporate sponsors. The decision comes after Portsmouth were told by the Football Association’s commercial department to ‘shove those fucking cowbells up your collective arse and let us eat our shrimp and caviar sandwiches in peace [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Liverpool fans banned from singing ‘You’ll never walk alone’", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/liverpool-fans-banned-from-singing-%e2%80%98you%e2%80%99ll-never-walk-alone%e2%80%99/100/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/liverpool-fans-banned-from-singing-%e2%80%98you%e2%80%99ll-never-walk-alone%e2%80%99/100/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Scudamore plans to make Premier League sack race an Olympic event</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/scudamore-plans-to-make-premier-league-sack-race-an-olympic-event/98/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/scudamore-plans-to-make-premier-league-sack-race-an-olympic-event/98/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Premier League sack race]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Richard Scudamore]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Total nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=98</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
PREMIER League chief Richard Scudamore has today announced that he plans to make the Premier League sack race an Olympic event by 2012. Scudamore is currently lobbying IOC members to add the Premier League sack race to the bloated list of pointless Olympic events that nobody really gives two tiny squirts of piss about.
Talking to [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Scudamore plans to make Premier League sack race an Olympic event", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/scudamore-plans-to-make-premier-league-sack-race-an-olympic-event/98/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/scudamore-plans-to-make-premier-league-sack-race-an-olympic-event/98/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>England worse than pub team, says Lord Triesman</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/england-worse-than-pub-team-says-lord-triesman/97/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/england-worse-than-pub-team-says-lord-triesman/97/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Brian Barwick]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[England]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fabio Capello]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Lord Triesman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=97</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
FA chief executive Brian Barwick has been sacked after it was decided England are now officially worse than a pub team, according to FA chairman Lord Triesman. The damning verdict comes after England’s hopeless 2-2 draw with the Czech Republic at Wembley on Wednesday night.
Barwick was instrumental in cocking up the hiring of Luiz Filipe [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "England worse than pub team, says Lord Triesman", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/england-worse-than-pub-team-says-lord-triesman/97/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/england-worse-than-pub-team-says-lord-triesman/97/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Keegan tells Owen: Get yourself a perm, son</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/keegan-tells-owen-get-yourself-a-perm-kid/96/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/keegan-tells-owen-get-yourself-a-perm-kid/96/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 09:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Keegan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Killer perms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michael Owen]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Total nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=96</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
NEWCASTLE manager Kevin Keegan has offered permanently crocked striker Michael Owen a new deal worth £21 million, on the condition he gets himself a perm. Keegan is a firm believer that success on the football pitch is mirrored by success at the hairdressers, alluding to his own classic perm that helped him twice pick up [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Keegan tells Owen: Get yourself a perm, son", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/keegan-tells-owen-get-yourself-a-perm-kid/96/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/keegan-tells-owen-get-yourself-a-perm-kid/96/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Steve McClaren: ‘I invented the banana’</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/steve-mcclaren-%e2%80%98i-invented-the-banana%e2%80%99/91/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/steve-mcclaren-%e2%80%98i-invented-the-banana%e2%80%99/91/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Arsenal]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Arsene Wenger]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Steve McClaren]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Total nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=91</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
FORMER England boss Steve McClaren has bizarrely claimed - in a ridiculous Dutch accent - that he invented the banana, raising fears over his current state of mental sobriety. It comes after FC Twente chairman Joop Munsterman admitted to reporters that McClaren is probably madder than King George.
Suspicions over the sanity of McClaren were raised [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Steve McClaren: ‘I invented the banana’", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/steve-mcclaren-%e2%80%98i-invented-the-banana%e2%80%99/91/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/steve-mcclaren-%e2%80%98i-invented-the-banana%e2%80%99/91/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ancient Greeks criticise new Blackburn prayer room</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/ancient-greeks-criticise-new-blackburn-prayer-room/88/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/ancient-greeks-criticise-new-blackburn-prayer-room/88/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ancient Greeks]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Blackburn Rovers]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Diabolism]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Total nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=88</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
A GROUP of Ancient Greeks complained today that the new prayer room at Ewood Park was inadequate for their methods of worship. The ‘multi-faith’ room claims to be designed for Blackburn supporters of all religious persuasions, from Islamic extremists to students of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
However, a group of Ancient Greeks have been quick to [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Ancient Greeks criticise new Blackburn prayer room", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/ancient-greeks-criticise-new-blackburn-prayer-room/88/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/ancient-greeks-criticise-new-blackburn-prayer-room/88/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Manchester much worse than Bangkok Hilton, says Shinawatra</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/manchester-much-worse-than-bangkok-hilton-says-shinawatra/87/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/manchester-much-worse-than-bangkok-hilton-says-shinawatra/87/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Insolvent liars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Manchester City]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mark Hughes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Thaksin Shinawatra]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=87</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
EXILED Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has sensationally claimed that life in Manchester is much worse than being locked up in the Bangkok Hilton. The former Thai Prime Minister had been facing a possible jail sentence in his native country for allegedly stealing a &#8217;shit load&#8217; of money from the treasury and then casually buying [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Manchester much worse than Bangkok Hilton, says Shinawatra", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/manchester-much-worse-than-bangkok-hilton-says-shinawatra/87/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/manchester-much-worse-than-bangkok-hilton-says-shinawatra/87/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Hallucinogens tested to treat managers ‘who don’t see things’</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/hallucinogens-tested-to-treat-managers-%e2%80%98who-don%e2%80%99t-see-things%e2%80%99/86/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/hallucinogens-tested-to-treat-managers-%e2%80%98who-don%e2%80%99t-see-things%e2%80%99/86/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Chelsea]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[LSD]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sven Goran Eriksson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Total nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=86</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
SCIENTISTS are exploring the use of psychedelic drugs such as LSD to treat the widespread myopia that affects football managers and their ability to see contentious incidents.
The first clinical trials to use LSD since the 1970s began in a pub in Newham back in June. It aims to use ‘psychedelic psychotherapy’ to help managers overcome [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Hallucinogens tested to treat managers ‘who don’t see things’", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/hallucinogens-tested-to-treat-managers-%e2%80%98who-don%e2%80%99t-see-things%e2%80%99/86/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/hallucinogens-tested-to-treat-managers-%e2%80%98who-don%e2%80%99t-see-things%e2%80%99/86/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>FA hire Marquis de Sade to head up ‘Respect’ campaign</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/fa-revise-plans-for-%e2%80%98respect%e2%80%99-campaign/85/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/fa-revise-plans-for-%e2%80%98respect%e2%80%99-campaign/85/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Discipline]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Marquis de Sade]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Respect Campaign]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=85</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
THE FA have today revised their new ‘Respect’ campaign after it was realised just telling players to respect referees would be about as effective as Osama bin Laden skipping into Washington with a little white flag and giving George Bush a kiss on the cheek.
FA officials were said to have voiced concerns about the current [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "FA hire Marquis de Sade to head up ‘Respect’ campaign", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/fa-revise-plans-for-%e2%80%98respect%e2%80%99-campaign/85/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/fa-revise-plans-for-%e2%80%98respect%e2%80%99-campaign/85/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Honduras emerge as favourites for Olympic Gold</title>
		<link>http://www.loadofballs.com/honduras-emerge-as-favourites-for-olympic-gold/84/</link>
		<comments>http://www.loadofballs.com/honduras-emerge-as-favourites-for-olympic-gold/84/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[LOADOFBALLS.COM]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Gabby Logan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Honduras]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Olympics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Total nonsense]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.loadofballs.com/?p=84</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
CONCACAF minnows Honduras have emerged as favourites to win gold at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, after the Court of Arbitration in Sport (CAS) ruled that league clubs were not obliged to release their players for the tournament.
Barcelona, Werder Bremen and Schalke all had a bit of a girly strop after their players expressed a wish [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Honduras emerge as favourites for Olympic Gold", url: "http://www.loadofballs.com/honduras-emerge-as-favourites-for-olympic-gold/84/" });</script>]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.loadofballs.com/honduras-emerge-as-favourites-for-olympic-gold/84/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
