
IT speaks volumes of England’s horror show in South Africa that most England fans were on first name terms [...]
IF World Cup semi-finals were settled by ethnic diversity (rather than, say, an octopus in a fish tank), then Germany would [...]
NOT sure how much mileage is left in the gag about the Dutch being on home soil in South Africa (probably only marginally less than [...]
ENGLAND manager Fabio Capello was forced to admit today that his strict regime of feeding his players nothing but treacle has failed [...]
FABIO Capello has hit out at criticisms that his World Cup boot camp is too austere by inviting a swarm of Kenyan hookers [...]
Posted on 12 July 2010
SO there we have it. The World Cup is now officially over – even if it did effectively draw to a close for the vast majority of the JCL England fans a good two weeks ago. It’s hard to comprehend the disappointment experienced over the last month [...] Continue Reading
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Posted on 08 July 2010
JOHANNESBURG, 8 July 2010: Utter arse and everything that is wrong with modern football, Kia Joorabchian, has been accused by FIFA of putting this Sunday’s World Cup final in jeopardy. FIFA delegates are now in crisis talks with Mr Joorabchian, after threats were received [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 08 July 2010
LONDON, 8 July 2010: Disco Dave Cameron, Princep of all that was once pink on a map of the world, confirmed this morning that England would be fighting its first European war in over two centuries. The quivering Fop declared that his coalition government was due to meet today to decide whether [...] Continue Reading
Posted on 07 July 2010
JOHANNESBURG, 7 July 2010: A clueless woman looks set to spoil all of our colleague’s fun, by winning the office World Cup Sweepstake on Sunday. Gabby Logan, a receptionist for the little known BBC Sport media organisation, who claim to have a passing interest in this year’s World Cup, drew Holland during her lunch hour [...] Continue Reading